Secret Crush

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old. Well, you'll love this one.I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended DAV Sr Secondary, Chandigarh."Yes. Yes, I did," he gleamed with pride."When did you graduate?" I asked.He answered, "In 1975. Why do you ask?""You were in my class!", I exclaimed.He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, Old, Bald, Wrinkled, Fat ass, Grey-haired, Decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked: "What did you teach???"